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Q. Must I ABSOLUTELY AGREE to any legal Mumbo Jumbo to be allowed to enter CookHaunt or to even step foot on CookHaunt premises?

A. Yes of course my pretty! Didn't your Grand Mother tell you to read the fine print? - Well here you go!

CookHaunt Legal Disclaimer:
By entering the
CookHaunt premises and or participating in CookHaunt you are agreeing to completely indemnify and hold harmless all owners and individuals associated with CookHaunt.
You agree that participation in
CookHaunt is of your own free will and by entering and/or participating you hold harmless and release CookHaunt and any associated owners or individuals of any and all liability whatsoever.  You also agree and promise to conduct yourself in a manner that is cooperative, polite, and to obey all rules and regulations associated with the CookHaunt event. BE NICE! So EVERYONE has FUN and can enjoy themselves! We do this for EVERYONE to enjoy! If you are looking for trouble GO SOMEWHERE ELSE - This is a FAMILY EVENT!

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We hope to see YOU and all of your friends at CookHaunt! Thanks.. Dave, Ian, Heather, Summer, Daniel, Brinley, Faith, Hanna, Shane, Travis, Candy, Big Eddie, The Clowns, and the rest of the CookHaunt Crew! (Dead AND Alive!)

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Q. How long has CookHaunt been in operation?

A. For many long dark musty Centuries my dear! - Actually the first CookHaunt was in 1971 in Long Beach CA, WAY before haunted houses were cool! We have been building and creating ever since!

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Q. Why do you continue to run CookHaunt are you really CRAZY?

A. Well.. yes...aren't YOU? (YOU are the one reading this gibberish here!) We can't help ourselves mostly because we can't quiet the horrible noises and sounds inside our skulls without acting out our demented and twisted thoughts in real life on unsuspecting, sniveling, spineless creatures like YOU! - And our meds wore off years ago!

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Q. Where do you keep all this stuff all year long?

A. Under YOUR bed of course!

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Q. How long does it take to set everything up and take down CookHaunt?

A. We are always planning and working on new ideas for CookHaunt all year long. The setup is about 2 to 3 weeks - depending on the weather - and the teardown is about 2 exhausting days.

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Q. Am I aloud to bring in any of my costume props like: Sticks, Canes, Swords, Chains, Axes, Knives, Wands, Hats, or anything handheld like Food, Candy, Snacks, Drinks, Video or Still Cameras, or anything that Flashes, Rolls, or Smokes, or otherwise deemed inappropriate by the CookHaunt staff, etc.?

A. NO!!!! You insolent FOOL!

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Q. Will any of the Monsters or "Actors" push, shove, hit, kick, slap, punch, bite, or kill me?

A. Well.... they might if you deserve it -(kidding!) - (Not!) - (Yes-Just kidding!).... DO NOT TOUCH AND YOU WILL NOT BE TOUCHED! We will have the police on call if you do cause a problem we promise and guarantee to press charges against you -so BE NICE and just have fun instead!

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Q. How old do you have to be to be admitted to CookHaunt?

A. CookHaunt is REALLY VERY SCARY! There are some kids as young as 4 or 5 that love it, and there are some adults that have actually peed themselves and cried, so you will need to be the ultimate judge of that.

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Q. Can I run uncontrollably, flail my arms, scream, and collide with the unknown obstacles in the dark?

A. Well yes you CAN do that where ever you want except at CookHaunt NO RUNNING at CookHaunt!!

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Q. Can I get a refund if it is too scary and/or I don't go all the way through or change my mind?

A. Yes of course you can receive a refund but only if you opt to eat a bowl of delicious worms and maggots we will promptly mail you a refund once you submit your proof and request in triplicate via certified mail within 3 business days! Or just keep your ticket till the next time!

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Q. How can I become a part of the CookHaunt Team and actually help build, tear down and scare the BEEJEEBERS out of little kids and unsuspecting adults?

A. Email us here before September 1st or call The CryptKeeper@CookHaunt.com at (714) 401-1974

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